The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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