how can u be prego again
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have aggressive nipples.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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