halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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