I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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