Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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