he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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