jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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