Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
