the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she looked like the before picture.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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