So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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