Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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