you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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