He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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