i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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