shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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