I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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