Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
