Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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