It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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