Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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