I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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