Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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