so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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