I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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