I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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