Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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