i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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