He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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