names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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