dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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