It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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