She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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