Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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