Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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