Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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