Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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