Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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