didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
