Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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