How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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