do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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