he puts the penis in happiness.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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