3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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