I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Let's get the cat blown out
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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