Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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