So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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