i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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