Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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