Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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