He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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