Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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